Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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