I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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