some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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