The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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