She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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