What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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