Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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