is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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