Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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