the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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