the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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