like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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