We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
