used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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