We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I party with great urgency now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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