smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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