are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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