no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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