He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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