Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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