In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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