Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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