We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
