For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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