i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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