u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
im six kinds of drunk right now
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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