At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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