how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm too high and old for this...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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