This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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