sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize