He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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