I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
