awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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