youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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