I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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