what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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