i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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