you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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