well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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