when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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