a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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