Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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