Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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