so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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