I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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