ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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