you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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