dude i'm inner monologue high
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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