I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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