i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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