Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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