That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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