I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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