we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I have aggressive nipples.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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