More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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