Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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